January 2012
127 posts
Max and Beau say happy new year
and all. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ps Beau is a shit Pps. Max is a silly arse and cannot even be nice ppss dont care Beau is a shit
Jan 1st
December 2011
39 posts
4 tags
omg datjessi I love you you brought my followers to a nice round number :D been 39 for aaaages
Dec 30th
11 notes
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loverin replied to your post: Sixth form charity ball you didn’t have to go to prom and you don’t have to go to the charity ball, so quit whining erin are you crazy I can’t not go and miss an opportunity to whine
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
56,479 notes
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Sixth form charity ball
Prom clone whether it will be quite as shit remains to be seen
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
37 notes
demurree asked: MAX WHEN ARE WE GOING TO JAMAICA
Dec 28th
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thesamesea asked: COOOORRRRMM ONNN MSSSSSSN
Dec 28th
Dec 27th
37,368 notes
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Holy shit you guys just like, totally booked an audition with National Youth Theatre in February. I should probably learn some lines for it or something.
Dec 27th
8 notes
Dec 26th
Just found someones tumblr about me that said
“Race: White BUT I’m a quarter austrian :P” Adorable
Dec 26th
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onigiriinafruitsbasket replied to your photo: [ cloud overview ] [ get your own cloud ] This is… You swear a lot :L yo man expel it dont repel it
Dec 26th
1 tag
Dec 26th
1 note
Anonymous asked: hii
Dec 26th
I know have skype because ofmy new headphones
My new headphones allow to speak to my laptop and then my laptop types what I say. Graham is not too clever though and sometimes gets words wrong. For example, if I say, “Theo smells a lot” I get ” do so Knowles a lot” Any requests for hilarity?
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
122 notes
telepathiccommunication replied to your post: A buddhist goes to a hot dog stand and says: i didn’t get it at first then i scrolled down AND I GOT IT SO I HAD TO SCROLL BACK UP AND TELL YOU asdfghjkl; Velly you are SO CWUTE
Dec 26th
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A buddhist goes to a hot dog stand and says:
“Make me one with everything”
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
40,073 notes
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Happy 25th of December! Just another day out of...
If you enjoy today, here are some other dates you might like: April the 25th January the 17th October the 5th August the 30th And much, much more!
Dec 25th
12 notes
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why is champagne even expensive
it tastes like rat balls
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
1,214 notes
jamjalex: will smiths name is like a story in itself its like will smith or wont smith who knows stay tuned next time to find out 
Dec 23rd
9,300 notes
Bought myself some sexy new jeans Don’t want to bring anyone down, but this may mark the end of the cargo trousers era
Dec 22nd
Dec 22nd
5,801 notes
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Get invited to neighbours large formal dinner...
Get pissed on one drink and mutually eye fuck another neighbours daughter Standard 
Dec 21st
113 notes
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Dec 20th
16 notes
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Last post was a shitty exmple of post but yeah thought I’d return for a bit. Tumble some more here until I want to make another big attention seeking and melodramatic exit.
Dec 20th
1 tag
When I was in a european airport last time
Took the opportunity to buy a super large bag of M&Ms. 480 grams. Don’t want to exaggerate, but it’s about the size of a baby goat
Dec 20th
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Dec 18th
Instant dismissal of someones blog if the About me...
Dec 18th
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I was in a good mood
then I remembered common sense
Dec 17th
lol i am a shit
Dec 8th
4 tags
someone has started following me on here. oh.
Hello portmanteauword, hello. I don’t really tumbl on this tumblr anymore, just recently I wanted to share certain pictures or music. I hope I haven’t disappointed you. I know that in about a weeks time however this exact thought will run through my head: “Huh, maybe I should start retumbling then since that person followed me” No. No I don’t want that thought. I...
Dec 7th
Dec 7th
232 notes
Dec 5th
3,040 notes
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Dec 4th
6 tags
“Hell is other people.”
– Jean-Paul Sartre
Dec 2nd